10 Steps To Doing Homework, for the ADD

10. Stare at horribly messy desk. Wonder where assignment notebook is

9. Spend 20 minutes cleaning desk until you find assignment notebook. Abruptly stop cleaning when you find it.

8. Wonder what class you were planning to do homework for

7. Find sticky note stuck inside refrigerator, reminding you to do math homework.

6. Look all around dorm room to locate math book. Eventually locate it underneath pillow.

5. Spend 15 minutes reading magazine that was on top of math book

4. Make bed, so homework can be done on it, since desk is a lost cause

3. Put math book on bed, along with pencil, assignment notebook, and graph paper

2. Check IM messages

1. Wonder what homework you were supposed to be doing. And, 5 hours later, wonder why the hell your math book is on your bed.