He is sadistic

Dear Professor,

There is a school mandated 15 minute break for all 3 hour classes. Just because you usually give us 20-30 minutes does not mean that you can decide to not give us a break and run over by 10 minutes. That noise you heard, was me vibrating in my seat, because I am physically incapable of sitting still that long. no love, me I would like to point out that this is a seminar on Milton. Come on, you expect me to stay awake for three hours reading 1600s poetry, with no coffee?

No Love, shiny

Dyslexia is nuf

Dear Self,

Anne Frank had a diary, not a dairy. There were no cows. Only Nazis.

Love, me